Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B bana dali or likha us par yah paigam. Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko Rs.5000 inam
"CELLO " The pen of india.
"LUX" The soap of india.
"Amul" The taste of india.
"I" The best in india.
"You" Time waste of india... :-)
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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