Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
Aaj
Raat
Theek
12
Baje
ke
baad
1 bejega!!
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Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a.. GOOD NIGHT
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Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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***SEASON DHAMAKA***
Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE
HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins.
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Tu chand mange main chand de du...
Tu raat mange main raat de du...
Tu din mange main dil de du...
Tu dil mange...
Bas yaar.....
Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!
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Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"
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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!
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I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS!
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Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen shabd kehna chahta hoon... woh teen shabd jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen shabd mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen shabd - "MERA BHARAT MAHAAN". (Jai Hind)
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I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm very desperate for U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai
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Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!
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SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep
E-Eat
X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u
what did u think ? DIRTY MIND :)
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Funny Flirt Sms
If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?
If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !
It's time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
I never know what the future brings, but I know u r here with me now. We'll make it through and I hope u are the one I share my life with
Whenever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever
Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat, UR friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat
Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you Plz don't eat sugar coz u aready have a Sweet Heart
Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'
Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah
• When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U
• A smile to put U on high... A kiss to set your soul alright... Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !
It's time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
I never know what the future brings, but I know u r here with me now. We'll make it through and I hope u are the one I share my life with
Whenever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever
Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat, UR friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat
Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you Plz don't eat sugar coz u aready have a Sweet Heart
Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'
Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah
• When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U
• A smile to put U on high... A kiss to set your soul alright... Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
Funny Sms
As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif….
What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai....
Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE? Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna
A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.
Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Prof: ??
Girl : Ya !!
Prof: Then Go & study...!!
There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence. YOU can kiss your Girlfrd is confidence. ONLY YOU can kiss ur Girlfrd is over confidence....
What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai....
Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE? Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna
A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.
Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Prof: ??
Girl : Ya !!
Prof: Then Go & study...!!
There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence. YOU can kiss your Girlfrd is confidence. ONLY YOU can kiss ur Girlfrd is over confidence....
Funny Sms..!
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B bana dali or likha us par yah paigam. Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko Rs.5000 inam
"CELLO " The pen of india.
"LUX" The soap of india.
"Amul" The taste of india.
"I" The best in india.
"You" Time waste of india... :-)
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B bana dali or likha us par yah paigam. Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko Rs.5000 inam
"CELLO " The pen of india.
"LUX" The soap of india.
"Amul" The taste of india.
"I" The best in india.
"You" Time waste of india... :-)
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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